i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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