in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
