Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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