i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
