I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
