i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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