why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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