I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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