Nicole vs. Life
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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