Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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