belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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