I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Boobs are out for the taking
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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