If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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