i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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