Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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