Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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