Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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