Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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