Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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