real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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