the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's never too late to be topless.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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