I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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