It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
my sisters under your porch take her home
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
