OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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