maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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