Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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