I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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