So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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