Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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