my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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