Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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