If that was your dad, he is hot
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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