is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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