In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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