holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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