Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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