I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
