it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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