I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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