school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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