Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
