yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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