Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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