I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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