No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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