Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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