For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltđ
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesnât say âIâm in love with you and want to marry youâ idk what does
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
Itâs like sheâs marking her territory
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