i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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