eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
A bitchslap is in order.
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