The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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