have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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