if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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