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I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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