dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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