just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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