but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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