Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life