Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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