There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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